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Posted by John Kaplar on October 27, 2014
Where, oh where has 2014 gone? Where, oh where could it be?
A single solitary month from today, one turkey will be pardoned and 46 million — yes, you read that right! One for every 6.9 people who call the United States home. — will be consumed.
But you know what else that means? Ready or not, there are only NINE Fridays left until Christmas. Single digit weeks. One month, 28 days. 59 days.
Whatever what you slice it, the holidays are approaching, and fast!
Light Up the Gobbler
Don’t be the turkey at this year’s family gathering; wear one instead.
The new Lighted Thanksgiving Turkey Sweater (for men) from Festified features an appliqued turkey that looks so real, crazy cousin Jerry just might try to eat your shirt. Hint: Don’t let him. LED lights sewn into the garment let you steam up the room a lot or a little; it all depends on your mood. The lights are controlled via a battery-powered remote that fits perfectly into an embedded pocket inside the sweater.
Buy a small for Tiny Tim, and a 4XL for Paul Bunyan, and then buy five more in every size in between (Medium, Large, X-Large, 2XL, 3XL). This sweater is guaranteed to be a conversation starter around the dinner table. But we meant it: Stay far away from Jerry.
Light Up the Menorah
Sure, 2013 gave the world Thanksgivukkah, but 2014 is the year Chanukah (or Hanukkah, depending on who you ask) gets Festified. Celebrate the holy Festival of Lights in style: We’ve got menorah-printed Sweggings; Chanukah Sweaters that twinkle, and Chanukah sweaters that don’t; we’ve even got a Menorah Hat and Menorah glasses, if you’re feeling especially festive.
Light Up the Christmas Tree
I don’t think you understood me. There are only 59 shopping days left before Christmas. In one month and one day, you’ll be snacking on leftovers and trimming the dead tree in your living room. If you haven’t yet started making holiday purchases, you’re already behind. It’s a good thing you’ve got us to teach you the error of your ways.
Festified is your one-stop-Christmas-shopping destination:
- Nab a Buffalo Bills Ugly Holiday Sweater for Jim.
- Pick up a Children’s Sleigh and Reindeer Sweater for Sarah.
- A Women’s Lighted Tangled Cat Sweater is the perfect way to wish Jan a very Meeeowwy Christmas.
- Keep Amy’s bottles cozy year-round with a Reindeer Games Wine Sweater.
From Festified, have a happy and safe holiday season!
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